Dearly Beloved Groupmates,
Thank you for all the help that you’ve done in accomplishing nothing. Without your help we will not be able to finish a thing. Sorry if I hadn’t been of great use and became a complete free rider, only doing most of the bulk of the paper. I regret to say that I began writing the introduction and found myself inserting a period on the recommendation at this holy hour of dawn. Sadly, there is still a big chunk of work for you to do such as additional input in the primary analysis I already did from the data that I also researched which was supposed to be your job.
If it wasn’t for the three of you all we’ll have is a compilation of clean bond papers. We couldn’t have done it without you guys.
Thank you for putting a lot of effort and contributing so much in this group project.
I couldn’t be happier than anyone. Promise.
Your Loving Groupmate,